YES YOU ARE BACK ;_; GOOD!!!Q#!@@!!@!@!!~!~@@!#@!>!!!!

the room is pitch black and silent save for your breathing. you feel a presence behind you, tall and dark and foreboding, yet oddly comforting. as paralyzed with fear as you are, you’re still safe. that much you’re sure of.

you feel movement behind you as the presence behinds you lowers its head and pauses, exhaling a warm breath near your ear. naturally, you stiffen—you’re not used to such intimacy. suddenly it whispers three words, words you’ve been waiting to hear for months on end:

“i never left.”

at this, you turn around and everything becomes clear. it’s me, tumblr user ogrecakes. we embrace and finally, after such a long period of loneliness, we’re together again. i kiss your forehead and place a novelty shrek sticker where i kissed you to hold the kiss in place.

welcome home.